ScrimpSays
A blog logging those lovable quotes from Scrimp.
Monday, October 15, 2012
I have man feet.
Monday, September 24, 2012
"Now there's a thrust I can trust."
Thursday, August 16, 2012
"Chamber folk deserve to be able to watch their dried peas hydrate"
Monday, July 2, 2012
"Who wants to come over and watch the Tonya Harding porno? It's a screening."
Thursday, June 14, 2012
(In reference to Jean Claude Van Damme's ass) "His turds must be beautiful."
Monday, June 11, 2012
"I'm gonna have my honeymoon at Auschwitz"
Monday, May 28, 2012
Every midget has the same area code.
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